At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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