would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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