I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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