Sacagawea was the original milf.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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