I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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