Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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