u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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