The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Houston, we have a squirter
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Randomize
