just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
