So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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