hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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