U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Randomize
