I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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