I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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