my soul wont recognize me after tonight
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Dear god my vagina.
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