5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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