well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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