I need help removing her.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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