please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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