yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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