do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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