Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Can I color on your dick again?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Randomize
