But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
