I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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