How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I didn't notice because vodka
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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