Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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