But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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