Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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