What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
