fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
