Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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