btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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