This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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