Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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