What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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