Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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