I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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