Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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