You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Please don't give away my fajitas
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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