After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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