He disabled his match.com account in front of me
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Come see our sink grown plant.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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