who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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