I want to walk on stilts...naked
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
