i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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