i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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