Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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