In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
"it" just moved
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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