So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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