Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
This is classic penis vs brain.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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