just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I will pee on everything he values.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
The adults are the big ones right?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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