im drinking this country out of the recession.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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